you need
  • wit, ability to ability to joke.
Guide
1
Learn beautifully laugh.If you're a girl, you should remind your laughter gurgling brook, not the roar of the truck.Train.Laugh with them.
2
gather in large companies and funny, grass jokes.Do not miss this opportunity.
3
determine for themselves the areas in which you could really "turn around" with his sharp sense of humor.For example, if you are not interested in politics, it is better not to entertain friends on the subject - your sharp mind will be estimated.It will seem insincere and therefore is not very clever.
4
Think banal questions witty answers.Become a man with a good sense of humor and you can not do jokes.Come up with a couple of phrases or sentences on various occasions
.For example, the question "how are you doing?" You can say "all is well", and you can answer "not yet given birth" or "the prosecutor of the case, and I have affairs."
5
Do not be offended if your friends do not accept jokes.There is an incentive for improvement.Even though friends say that laugh at you funnier than over your jokes.Build a joke so that the final part of the initial contrary, it actually increases it.For example, "At the entrance sits the commandant.We included it requires a pass, but if you do not give him a pass, he admits, and so. "This is one of the techniques of wit - false opposition.
6
Use reception reductio ad absurdum of absurdity and wit.These techniques inherent in the very situation that defies common sense.Professional comedians use a variety of styles of wit.
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not Mess on the topic, which was discussed for about three hours ago.Make sure that you hear in the company.If you do not understand or did not hear, never repeat and explain the joke.This still does not help.Joke must be the time and place.